it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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