you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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