Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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