Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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