i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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