he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
