hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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