Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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