I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
