Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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