Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
