Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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