The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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