Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
