never play flip cup with pint glasses
you traded sex for a burrito?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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