please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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