i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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