We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I enjoy the company of your penis
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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