I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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