I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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