Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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