We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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