she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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