I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize