This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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