Cold hands, warm shart.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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