No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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