Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Randomize
