What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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