Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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