So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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