The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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