I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
