i think my mom watched the whole time
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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