I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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