Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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