So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
