all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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