i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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