i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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