so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Congratulations! We have a period
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