Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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