i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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