Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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