Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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