do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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