Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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