Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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