do herpes really smell.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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