I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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