i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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